On behalf of human kind, universe, I’d like to apologize for what happened to Ripley. He was born a cute little puppy. And then the people who adopted him wanted to kill him because they were too stupid to realize that … he would grow into a big dog.
Ripley was a good dog. He didn’t want to fight. But he did it to please his master. He didn’t want to attack a human being, but he did it to please his master. You know, it wasn’t Ripley’s fault that his … master was cruel and selfish. Like all dogs, Ripley only saw the good in people. Dogs are like that. People should take a lesson.
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A chicken and a pig are together when the chicken says, “Let’s start a restaurant!” The pig thinks it over and says, “What would we call this restaurant?” The chicken says, “Ham n’ Eggs!”
The pig says, “No, thanks. I’d be committed, but you’d only be involved!”
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A patent is really a license to be sued.
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Niente come la forza della natura riesce a placare la nostra presunzione.
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C’era un tempo in cui i punti d’onore contavano qualcosa.
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[...] people I think mix up popularity with success: to be successful you have to be a good musician, to be popular you have to just be fashionable.
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Un lupo e un agnello, spinti dalla sete, si ritrovarono a bere nello stesso ruscello. Il lupo era più a monte, mentre l’agnello beveva a una certa distanza, verso valle. La fame però spinse il lupo ad attaccar briga e allora disse: “Perché osi intorbidarmi l’acqua?”
L’agnello tremando rispose: “Come posso fare questo se l’acqua scorre da te a me?”
“E’ vero, ma tu sei mesi fa mi hai insultato con brutte parole”.
“Impossibile, sei mesi fa non ero ancora nato”.
“Allora” riprese il lupo “fu certamente tuo padre a rivolgermi tutte quelle villanie”. Quindi saltò addosso all’agnello e se lo mangiò.
Questo racconto è rivolto a tutti coloro che opprimono i giusti nascondendosi dietro falsi pretesti.
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A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if you are rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he’ll give you his. How many people can you say that about?
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Non innamorarti della notte così follemente da non riuscire più a trovare la strada.
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Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.
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